Letter: He got idea for cutting tax rates from ‘job creator’ RomneyTO THE EDITOR: Yes, Sanjeev, with your usual brilliance, you have it all figured out.
By: Ron Zaudke, Prescott, Pierce County Herald
TO THE EDITOR: Yes, Sanjeev, with your usual brilliance, you have it all figured out.
In fact, things are so flush out here in Oak Grove that we are taking bids to install car elevators (one for the 99 Jeep and one for the 98 Ranger). Got the idea from Mitt Romney and his palace remodeling project.
And the great thing is—we are going to pay for it all by cutting our current tax rates down to the Romney level by running our teacher-level income through the Cayman Islands, where Mitt hides 20 million of his stash from his days as a vulture capitalist. I’ve worked out the savings, and there should be enough left over to buy a dog crate to put on top of the Jeep for our next Canadian fishing trip, after the refund comes in.
Thanks, Mitt, you job creator, you. Now, if you don’t mind, we’d like to see the rest of your tax returns.